who wrote the book of love?
(because it was stuck in my head okay!)
what color was your poop today?
light tannish brown if you must know. (r is for really gross)
when was toast invented?
somewhere between 100 and 30,000 years ago
(really craving tea and toast)
why are fire extinguishers red?
not all of them are.
how do i always get suckered into buying popcorn when i go to target?
because the color red makes you hungry and they're mental programming you to buy.
(r is for red duh)